tyleroakley:

why are you closed why why tell us the reason

Me waiting for the pizza to arrive
tyleroakley:

why are you closed why why tell us the reason

the-pietriarchy:

why are there so many “romantic” black and white gifs of tate from american horror story that aint right did you guys pay any attention to that show at all

(via dontbelievethefools)

hetawholockvengerstuck:

invaderotaku:

kalliat:

how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like

do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake

or do you swing it around to air dry

I need to know

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I feel like this was all one big misunderstanding but idk that’s a cute duck

(via all-time-sheerio)

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

I have a really hot waiter.

Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

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wanna know what these all say?

"suck his dick"

(via all-time-sheerio)

potato-baked:

Girl code
coolestbloginamerica:

I put my fish in time out because he kept trying to eat my other fish.  I hope that little fucker learned his lesson

ninjility:

mykindaboys:

thebrowneyedzombie:

i’m sorry but can we just take a moment to appreciate disney genderbending

like

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i mean

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just look

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at the perfection

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in all of this

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and let’s not forget the best one

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AND FROZEN

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i’m so satisfied

god fuckin dayum

THE MALE CRUELLA LOVE ME

(via all-time-sheerio)

Brickflow: Run Your Tumblog with Ease

turtlesarefriends:

danapolis:

sgtsweetcheeks:

weshallbekind:

So this is actually pretty cool guys, it just finds people you will like and reblogs stuff from them!

isn’t this like…. using tumblr without having to use tumblr???

i must say, it seems to work pretty well

Omfg

(via seriously-youknow)

inabasket:

Colleges don’t offer this as a major so what’s the fucking point
silent-wordsmith:

k17l53:

sugar-soul:



Thanks satan.

This week on You Didn’t Know You Were a Satanist
kinkstertime:

the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 


yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

That fact isn’t very fun
shingekinokyojinheaven:

awwww-cute:

The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch

let her on the damn couch you monster