make me choose meme: peter parker or
You owe the world your gifts. You just have to figure out how to use them and know that wherever they take you, we’ll always be here. So, come on home, Peter.
i got really happy about this and then i was like “this dog is probably dead” and now i am crying
parents making sex jokes
grandparents making sex jokes
nine-year-olds making sex jokes
Welcome to tumblr where we go from parents making sex jokes to sassy Hitler in 0.6 seconds
Dan’s newest header!
nothing unites people on this website like a horrifically bad episode of a popular tv show
I really love villains
not in a ‘poor baby is so misunderstood’ way
in a ‘your amorality is so fascinating and delicious’ way
Just in case no one told you today:
- Good morning
- You’re beautiful
- I love you
- Nice butt
have you ever had a dream about someone and then you started feeling different about him because of that dream?
i can watch this for hours
fuck you and your steady hand :’(
sorry for the porn
this is so soothing